HAPPY FUN BALL!
women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to
Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover
Happy Fun Ball may stick
to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy
Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves
the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company
Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun
Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from
Happy Fun Ball has been
shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes
taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with
a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!